My fortune has been told

Alright, so you know that one of my jobs includes patients, so today I have a very interesting patient tale to tell.

We have a patient who is a psychic.

Now I'm not into that sort of thing, but it was very funny to hear what she had to say about my possible future.  Here is our conversation:

Patient: "So, are you in school?"
Me: "No, I just work here full-time."
Patient: "Hm, because for some reason I'm getting a school ora around you."
Me: "Really??  I'm not sure why."
Patient: "Well, maybe it is just as simple as something new you had to learn, over the last few weeks.  Or maybe you're thinking about it."
Me: "Mmmmhmmm...Maybe..."
*Silence*
Patient: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Nope, just me!"
Patient: "How is that possible?"
Me: "I just haven't met the right guy, I guess."
Patient: "Are you meeting people though?"
Me: "Of course I am!"
Patient: "Ok, just asking.  Because I'm getting a sense of invisibility from your energy.  Meaning, you're shy and don't like to talk to people a lot."
Thinking, *Ok, well, I'm talking to you aren't I????  And this is by far the weirdest conversation I've ever had.  And yet, I'm still here.*
*Silence*
Patient: "I'm getting the feeling you're going to meet someone in March.  Yes, March.  He will be quite tall and have lighter hair."
Me: "Hm, that's interesting.  I will keep a look out!"
*Silence*
Patient: "So who invited you on a cruise?"
Me: "Uuuh...no one." *I am NOT a plane or boat person.  So if I was invited, I would not go.  Just in case anyone wanted to invite me."
Patient: "Oh, well it looks like someone is going to invite you on one in December, January or February.  It's a blonde girl."
Me: "Hmm, who could that be??  Because all of my friends are brunette."
Patient: "She kind of looks like P---- (office manager) or maybe her daughter, does she have a daughter?"
Me: "Yes, but she lives in _________"
Patient: "Well, somebody blonde will invite you.  She likes to ski too."
Me: "Likes to ski??  Nobody I know likes to ski...this is very interesting." *By now, I know she is just trying impress me or something.  Too bad she is waaaay off.*
Patient: "Yep, so you are going to have a busy few months!"
Me: "Apparently."

So now I'm going to have to look out for a school application that will magically be waiting for me, a blonde girl who likes to ski and a guy who is tall and has light hair.  Well, that narrows it down.